We asked members of the BuzzFeed Community to tell us their worst, funniest, and most insane breakup stories. Here are the fascinating results.
1. The tooth travesty:
“I was broken up with on the same day I got my six wisdom teeth taken out. Yes, *six* teeth. I couldn’t speak because of the gauze and the pain, so I had to write ‘WHY?’ — along with the rest of the conversation — on a freakin’ piece of paper.”
2. The saintly split:
“In high school, I had a boyfriend who was basically the poster boy for Christian school kids. One night he called me at 1 a.m. to say, ‘I had a dream that God told me to break up with you…so I’m breaking up with you.’ It wasn’t very godly of him.”